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Anogaa AG
Jun 11, 20165 min read
I went on a date! (with a person not a spider)
In a caffeine fuelled half hour of absurdity, I had a brainwave of an idea. It was the best idea ever. It was better than the idea I had...
Anogaa AG
Apr 15, 20169 min read
“I want your gun and your badge Haywood…”
“I want your gun and your badge goddamit, Haywood. You’ve gone too far this time and the DA is chewing on my ass…” “Tell the DA to go...
Anogaa AG
Feb 5, 20161 min read
The Living Army
The Living Army As created by Andy Smith and posted to the Official RR Haywood Fanpage Thanks Andy! Take care RR Haywood
Anogaa AG
Oct 11, 20154 min read
Turning daisies into guns
It’s been a while since I posted anything on here. Why? Cos I ain’t a slave to the machine! I ain’t a robot that does as it is bid. I...
Anogaa AG
Nov 26, 20143 min read
Day Sixteen…my apologies
I’ve been told off and I am writing this from the naughty step. Ebooks are not normal mainstream books and one of the best things I love...
Anogaa AG
Nov 22, 20142 min read
The Undead Day Sixteen competition
The Undead Day Sixteen has been released and what a response! The day of release is always a time of intense nerves on my part. There is...
Anogaa AG
Nov 21, 20141 min read
The Undead Day Sixteen
The Undead Day Sixteen Out now Competition coming soon…
Anogaa AG
Nov 18, 20142 min read
The Undead Day Sixteen
The Undead Day Sixteen Stop fucking about and get on with it. This is my mantra. A code of ethics to live by. A whole set of values to...
Anogaa AG
Oct 23, 20149 min read
The art of conversation…and not being a dick during a conversation.
We’re all doomed. Doomed I tell ya. Doomed to become a nation of idiots who talk at each other. Doomed to descend into a primeval swamp...
Anogaa AG
Aug 22, 20146 min read
Sacrificial Virgin German Shepherd Goats.
Sometimes you have to lie and sometimes telling a lie is the right thing to do. They used to be called “white” lies which denoted a sense...
Anogaa AG
Aug 7, 20145 min read
Culture is subjective…
Culture. What is it and why is it one of those words that immediately makes me feel a bit guilty, like I should be more cultured, have...
Anogaa AG
Jul 18, 201415 min read
The Undead went to London and it was your fault….
I blame you. All of you. None of this is my fault and all of you are entirely to blame so go and sit on the naughty step and just think...
Anogaa AG
Jun 12, 20147 min read
I need your help
I need your help. Keep calm and carry on, stiff-upper lip, best foot forward and never show your emotions. Fifteen years ago I was a...
Anogaa AG
Apr 29, 20145 min read
Painting a wall amidst the destruction.
I used to work in catering, this was years ago when I was young carefree and stupid, before I became older, not so carefree but still...
Anogaa AG
Apr 25, 20144 min read
A pack team meeting
‘Right, I’m calling this team meeting to discuss some ongoing issues that have come to notice. Is everyone here? Yes? Good then we can...
Anogaa AG
Apr 22, 201410 min read
Hammer house of horrors makes me sad
Oh my. Oh dear. What the fuck have I done? Tuesday. One week ago and I got the keys to the very, very, really old house I had spent the...
Anogaa AG
Mar 29, 20147 min read
Day Fourteen, Diazepam and Scarlett Johansson
OMG like….WTF… Yeah I’m thirty-eight so best not go with the text speak. Thank you to David Schleicher for covering the blog while I wept...
Anogaa AG
Mar 29, 20145 min read
The littlest hole punch
I bought a new hole punch, which sounds trivial but it was a big thing. You see, I print out every book for editing and checking, rather...
Anogaa AG
Mar 29, 20144 min read
The Second Reality is coming…
Tattooist “You want what?” Me “If, by Rudyard Kipling.” Tattooist “The bloke who makes cakes?” Me “No, the poet who makes poems.”...
Anogaa AG
Jan 24, 20144 min read
Has anyone seen Stan???
Has anyone seen Stan? Stan? Hello? Are you there Stan? Stan has won the competition but like, he hasn’t like been in contact so like,...
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